Posts Tagged ‘Aniston GQ Shoot’
In my many years on this planet, I have wanted to be many things…. but it wasn’t until I picked up that unforgettable copy of GQ last year that I realized that I want wanted, more than anything, to be a necktie. Do you think the necktie, when it woke up in the morning, thought it would be laying across Jennifer Aniston’s perfect nipples? I wish I was that necktie, and I wish I was a rare type of necktie that had lips. Okay, now i’m just being ridiculous, but that’s what seeing Jennifer Aniston nude does to me. Maybe I’m just dealing with a sudden rush of blood from my brain to.. well.. another part of my body!!
This article came out in the midst of Jennifer’s on-again-off-again relationship with that douchebag John Mayer, and it’s interesting to see how she’s bounced from man to man since divorcing Brad Pitt. Forget all those Hollywood nobodies, Jennifer…. I’ve got what you need. I may not be famous or have millions of dollars… but I’ve got what you need right here. Trust me, baby.
Do you want to see Jennifer Aniston Nude? Silly me, of course you do or you wouldn’t be reading this blog.


